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December 12, 2004

Michigan lineman to miss Rose Bowl for whacking it

DL Larry Harrison Jr. won't be helping his Wolverine teammates beat Texas in the Rose Bowl after being being caught masturbating outside a home occupied by UM co-eds. Harrison was arrested and is suspected in 14 other indecent exposure cases on & near campus.

Harrison was arraigned Tuesday and released to his parents on a $500 bond.

Harrison played in all eleven games this season and started six for Big Ten champion Michigan.

Posted by Kevin Donahue

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Comments:

  1. lawdog said:

    posted on December 12, 2004 11:36 PM — 66.191.176.190 — link — abuse?



    I found this quite humorous at first. However, after reading the article further, he apparently has a problem........he is a suspect in 14 other cases of indecent exposure on campus. It's probably a good thing they got him now before he did something worse.

  2. Aaron said:

    posted on December 13, 2004 8:30 AM — 138.163.0.43 — link — abuse?



    At first glance, I wouldn't fault him. But then reading the article, as lawdog pointed out, I saw that there had been similar instances of this before. Now it's just disgusting. Keep it in your pants, dude!

  3. Dick said:

    posted on December 13, 2004 11:42 AM — 68.79.155.133 — link — abuse?



    Oh man, I used to live right around there. It's not exactly secluded - it's a densely populated area of homes and apts. mostly rented by juniors/seniors. Not good, Larry. Have fun explaining this one to coach carr.

  4. schmed said:

    posted on December 13, 2004 3:06 PM — 208.248.231.58 — link — abuse?



    You can bet ol' Log-floggin' Larry is glad he didn't take "whacking" lessons from this guy.

    [Link is guaranteed to give any red-blooded male the squeemies.]

  5. gotzook.com said:

    posted on December 13, 2004 5:08 PM — 172.169.7.74 — link — abuse?



    I'm sure Mr Harrison is feeling very bad about this, not for whacking off but for being caught. For something like this to be publish nationally is a cause for suicide. I hope for you guys sake it doesn't happen.

  6. Fanblogs Author dave frey said:

    posted on December 13, 2004 5:23 PM — 65.116.13.237 — link — abuse?



    I kinda doubt that'll happen, gotzook, but so what if he kills (whacks?) himself over it? One less freak in the world who masturbates outside coed housing? The planet will be a better place for that, and it won't cost me a wink of sleep at night.

  7. Mike said:

    posted on December 15, 2004 11:10 AM — 163.234.147.20 — link — abuse?



    Sounds like a player primed for the modern NFL freak show.

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