February 25, 2009

Where will Tim Tebow minister to Carl Johnson?

Will it be during Spring Practice, or will it be during Tebow's Prison Ministry?

It turns out that Gator's starting offensive guard in the BCS Championship Game, who by all accounts was set to nail down the starting Left Tackle job this Spring, has been arrested and charged with violation of a restraining order.

It seems Johnson is the Gator equivalent of Ike Turner. It also appears that his girlfriend is the Tina to his Ike Turner.

All of this leaves one wondering: Just how many Fulmer Cup Points will Carl Johnson's Bustalker act be worth on the Big Board?

In all seriousness, this is the Gators third arrest/incident since their BCS National Title, as they already released a Defensive Back, as well as backup QB Cam Newton transferred due to Dell's "Five Finger Discount" Laptop Procurement Program.

The first two weren't that big of a deal, but Johnson is a guy that's going to be protecting St. Timothy next year, as well as being counted on to make the blind side rush a non-factor for the all important replacement for the 400 pound gorilla with a chainsaw for a penis formerly known as Tim Tebow...

Gator Head Coach Urban Meyer will be hard pressed to keep this Human Sex(ual Assault) Machine around after the allegations from his girlfriend...

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Where will Tim Tebow minister to Carl Johnson?
Will it be during Spring Practice, or will it be during Tebow's Prison Ministry? It turns out that Gator's starting offensive guard in the BCS Championship Game, who by all accounts was set to nail down the starting Left Tackle job this Spring, has been arrested and charged with violation of a restraining order. It seems Johnson is the Gator equivalent of Ike Turner. It also appears that his girlfriend is the Tina to his Ike Turner. All of this leaves one wondering: Just how many Fulmer Cup Points will Carl Johnson's Bustalker act be worth on the Big Board? In all seriousness, this is the Gators third arrest/incident since their BCS National Title, as they already released a Defensive Back, as well as backup QB Cam Newton transferred due to Dell's "Five Finger Discount" Laptop Procurement Program. The first two weren't that big of a deal, but Johnson is a guy that's going to be protecting St. Timothy next year, as well as being counted on to make the blind side rush a non-factor for the all important replacement for the 400 pound gorilla with a chainsaw for a penis formerly known as Tim Tebow... Gator Head Coach Urban Meyer will be hard pressed to keep this Human Sex(ual Assault) Machine around after the allegations from his girlfriend...