September 26, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Why Phil Fulmer Won't Be Fired This Year

With a big game looming for Tennessee at Auburn, many Vol fans are grumbling yet again about what to do with their much-maligned coach. I say relax!! Phil isn't going anywhere this year, unless it's to Disney World after the Music City Bowl.

From the home office in Atlanta, GA, tonight's Top 10 reasons why Phil Fulmer Won't Be Fired This Year:

10) Vol Navy has him blockaded inside Neyland...

9) David Cutcliffe not quite yet disillusioned at Duke...

8) Still needs 30 more wins and a World War to get name hyphenated onto stadium...

7) New chairman for the Fulmer Cup still months away from being named...

6) Clausen family still not quite exhausted of quarterbacks...

5) Who's going to keep an eye on Saban and Bama? Mike Slive?

4) So many more frequent flyer miles to the west coast left...

3) Personal appeal from the Manning family of QBs...

2) You can't fire an alumnus coach with a MNC pedigree. Wait. You bet your Johnny Majors you can...

1) Technically, still waiting to be SERVED his walking papers...

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Top 10 Reasons Why Phil Fulmer Won't Be Fired This Year

"They're Cheating Again..."
With a big game looming for Tennessee at Auburn, many Vol fans are grumbling yet again about what to do with their much-maligned coach. I say relax!! Phil isn't going anywhere this year, unless it's to Disney World after the Music City Bowl. From the home office in Atlanta, GA, tonight's Top 10 reasons why Phil Fulmer Won't Be Fired This Year: 10) Vol Navy has him blockaded inside Neyland... 9) David Cutcliffe not quite yet disillusioned at Duke... 8) Still needs 30 more wins and a World War to get name hyphenated onto stadium... 7) New chairman for the Fulmer Cup still months away from being named... 6) Clausen family still not quite exhausted of quarterbacks... 5) Who's going to keep an eye on Saban and Bama? Mike Slive? 4) So many more frequent flyer miles to the west coast left... 3) Personal appeal from the Manning family of QBs... 2) You can't fire an alumnus coach with a MNC pedigree. Wait. You bet your Johnny Majors you can... 1) Technically, still waiting to be SERVED his walking papers...