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September 17, 2007

Play the Fire Karl Dorrell Drinking Game

From the message board meltdown in progress at Bruins Nation, it's the Fire Karl Dorrell Drinking game!

Use whatever beverage you like, but please stay away from the kool-aid.

Take a drink anytime any of the following happens:
* Dorrell appears on screen and he's not doing sh_t (drink twice if he has anything stuffed down his pants).
* You shake your head in dismay, bury your head in your hands or yell at the screen because of the game.
* Our opponent breaks off a 30+ yard play against Walker's impregnable defense.
* Run-Run-Pass successfully ends in a three and out. Try not to cry.
* One of our tailbacks slams into a clusterf_ck of linemen for no gain.
* If you happen to be watching GameDay and Corso and Herbstreit pick against us, take a shot.
* We kick a field goal.
* You see a shirt or sign critical of Dorrell in the broadcast.
* An announcer mentions "the hotseat."

Finish what you have in front of you if:
* Dorrell is shown literally turning a corner.
* Karl Dorrell says we have to "execute better" or makes some other inane comment going into the locker at half.
* You start thinking Dorrell might not be that bad after all. You should know better by now.

It's a long season, Bruin fans. Better pace yourselves.

Posted by Kevin Donahue

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Comments:

  1. HeHate Lennie said:

    posted on September 17, 2007 9:06 PM — 70.112.114.73 — link — abuse?



    I'll drink to that.

  2. Lennie Collins said:

    posted on September 17, 2007 9:19 PM — 68.93.134.47 — link — abuse?



    I think after that lost to Utah Coach Dorrell is gone after the season. Hey HeHateLennie, thank you...when someone uses my name in his handle I am honored.

  3. 1st_and_NOLE said:

    posted on September 17, 2007 11:16 PM — 71.14.108.232 — link — abuse?



    Testing... oh crap, the log in thing got weird again Kev...

    Anyway, I wanna beer.

  4. max speed said:

    posted on September 17, 2007 11:18 PM — 24.254.156.33 — link — abuse?



    Who's karl Dorrell?

  5. Rtpayton said:

    posted on September 18, 2007 2:29 AM — 74.129.69.31 — link — abuse?



    I think you'd have alcohol poisoning by half time if you actually played this

  6. TrojanHorse said:

    posted on September 18, 2007 5:11 AM — 75.75.82.146 — link — abuse?



    44-6

  7. c-dogg said:

    posted on September 19, 2007 11:23 PM — 76.188.187.185 — link — abuse?



    I expect a lot of alcohol poisoning from the idiots that actually try this.

  8. Fanblogs Author Ben Prather Author Profile Page said:

    posted on September 20, 2007 9:15 AM — 150.176.192.1 — link — abuse?



    Befor the game I was prepairing to write about Kyle Whittingham at Utah being on the hot seat, but 44-6 took him right off it.

  9. Bevo Boy said:

    posted on September 23, 2007 10:12 PM — 205.188.116.136 — link — abuse?



    Is there anything like this for Charlie Weis? ND sucks. Only, to prevent people from dying, they should only drink when ND does something right.

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